Oh hi husband! How are you? You look happy.
Gosh, what's making him so happy? I wonder what it could be....wait....
ummmm....what's that?
what?
that. *points*
what?
THAT!
Oh. That's my beer. What? You want some?
ssssssiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhh
That's not a beer koozie, my dear, it's a ceiling fan.