Shirtless Banana pudding

It's Memorial Day and like any good rednecks, we run around shirtless, drinking beer. Ok, just Izzy runs around shirtless, drinking jooooz (juice).
We had my parents over for a small cook-out and I put Izzy in charge of dessert. We made Shirtless Banana Pudding.

Step One:

Remove all your clothing except your diaper


Steps Two through Five:

shove four or five cookies in your mouth while mommy is busy cleaning up the pudding you spilled.

Step Six:

cram more cookies in before mommy can take the bag away.

Step Seven:
Mom turns on Sponge Bob to distract kid and mom finishes making pudding without kid.